The hobby-horse derby, dressed for Christmas
Four players take a reindeer-headed pole each - blue, yellow, red, green - and pump it like there's a prize on the line, which there usually is, to run their reindeer along the tabletop track. It's the old hobby-horse derby wearing tinsel: picket fence round the lot, snow printed behind, and Rudolph in sunglasses over the front skirt.
At £499 the trained operator's first three hours are in the price, so nobody from your side has to mind the game. Safety mats go across the play area, and the tabletop height suits primary-school children and adults alike - children race as hard as the adults, which is what makes this the dependable moneymaker of the December kit: office dos, hotel party nights, weddings that want a laugh after dinner, school fairs, trade stands. Ask the office how fast the December Saturdays go, then book before they do.
Altogether an indoor creature: a hard floor or artificial grass to sit on and a socket within reach of the sound-and- timing box, so it sits out wet grass entirely. Under canvas is fine though - pop one of our gazebos over it and the market square becomes a flat track.















